The Roses

The second movie in the double feature at the Broadway with my nephew last night was The Roses, another movie we were both looking forward to seeing.  Unfortunately, it was not at all what I was expecting and I found it very disappointing considering the talent of the two leads.  Theo Rose (Benedict Cumberbatch) is a successful and visionary architect and his wife Ivy (Olivia Colman) is a gifted chef who has put her career on hold to care for their children Hattie (Hala Finley) and Roy (Wells Rappaport).  Theo buys her a small restaurant so she can indulge her passion several times a week as he designs a maritime museum in the shape of a sailboat but an unexpected storm reverses their fortunes.  Theo's museum is destroyed, and his design is blamed, while stranded motorists, including an influential food critic, congregate at Ivy's restaurant.  He is fired and her restaurant is a huge success so she decides to work full-time while he cares for the children and indulges his passion by designing their dream home.  This role-reversal leads to dissatisfaction because he feels unappreciated and resents her success while she feels like she is missing out on family time with her children.  These simmering recriminations eventually lead to all-out war between the two of them.  This is definitely not as funny as I thought it would be (I didn't hear any laughter from my audience).  All of the humor is spoiled in the trailer and, even then, when we see these moments in the context of the movie, they do not seem as funny.  However, my biggest complaint is that it isn't dark enough.  I never felt like Theo and Ivy truly hated each other (Cumberbatch and Colman have too much chemistry as lovers and not enough as enemies) because the are always tearfully making up with each other and the final "war" is very rushed and underwhelming (I waited impatiently through the whole movie for the fireworks to finally start and then they were over in fifteen minutes).  The supporting characters do not add much to the proceedings (I have grown weary of Kate McKinnon's schtick as the sexually inappropriate friend and I am struggling to remember if Sunita Mani even had any lines as a sou chef in Ivy's restaurant).  The exception is Allison Janney because she steals the show with her five minutes of screen time as Ivy's aggressive divorce lawyer.  Ugh!  I love both Cumberbatch and Colman so it pains me to say that you should give this a miss.