Shadow Force

I wasn't really interested in Shadow Force but there are not a lot of new releases in theaters this weekend and my nephew is a fan of Omar Sy so we went to see it last night.  If I hadn't seen Magic Farm at Sundance I would call this my worst movie of 2025.  Isaac Sarr (Sy) and Kyrah Owens (Kerry Washington) are highly trained agents who were once part of a multinational covert organization, known as Shadow Force, led by Jack Cinder (Mark Strong) who now works for the G7.  After they fell in love, got married, and had a son, they decided to leave the organization knowing that this decision would put a bounty on their heads.  Kyrah spends the next four years hunting down the agents who were once their colleagues while Isaac goes deep under cover to care for their son Ky (Jahleel Kamara).  However, when Isaac uses his highly specialized training to foil a bank robbery, he blows his cover and Cinder doubles the bounty on them because he doesn't want his involvement in the organization to come to light and ruin his chances of becoming Secretary General (does such a position even exist?) of the G7 (or it might be because he is in love with Kyrah and is bitter that she rejected him).  They go on the run to evade all of the other operatives now chasing them but they are helped by the spies "Auntie" (Da'Vine Joy Randolph) and "Unc" (Clifford "Method Man" Smith), who have some sort of unexplained connection to them.  Eventually, everyone involved ends up on an island off the coast of Colombia for a final confrontation (that lasts forever).  The script is an absolute mess because it relies on having the characters, who are supposed to be the most elite and highly trained covert agents in the world, make one incomprehensible decision after another in order to sustain the action.  At one point, Kyrah has all five of the operatives she has been chasing for the past four years in her sights (they are literally standing in a row at a safe distance) but she just walks away from them.  At least this afforded us many opportunities to yell at the screen ("Take the shot!") and that was somewhat entertaining.  There are a lot of (unnamed) characters to keep track of and one's betrayal is telegraphed almost from his first appearance and another one's assistance comes out of nowhere (it made me laugh out loud).  With the exception of Kamara, who is adorable, and Sy, who has some great moments with Kamara, the acting is incredibly melodramatic (Washington and Kamara have what is supposed to be a poignant moment but it made my nephew laugh out loud because it is so cheesy).  All of this might be forgiven if the action sequences were exciting but they are edited in such a scattershot way that it is difficult to see what is going on most of the time.  My nephew said that he wasn't expecting this to be great but he also wasn't expecting it to be so bad.