A Christmas Story at PTC

Yesterday afternoon I was able to see Ralphie Parker (Mack Boyer) try to convince his Mother (Stacie Bono), the Old Man (Danny Bernardy), his teacher Miss Shields (EJ Zimmerman), and even Santa Claus (Paris Alexander Nesbitt) to get him an official Red Ryder, carbine action, 200-shot, range model air rifle, with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time for Christmas for the second time in as many days. Unfortunately, this was a rare miss for PTC because I found it to be completely underwhelming in almost every way. Even if I had not just seen a vastly superior production at the SCERA Center for the Performing Arts the night before, I still would have been disappointed with this show. I don't like to criticize an understudy but I think a theatre company the caliber of PTC should have understudies who are prepared to go on stage at a moment's notice.  Howard Kaye (as the understudy for Jean Shepherd) did not seem at all prepared for today's performance because he read from a script during the whole show and he still frequently stumbled over his lines. This was really distracting because Shepherd narrates the story and appears in almost every scene. The rest of the cast was fine but no one really stood out to me, except Zimmerman who was hilarious as the uptight Miss Shields.  Boyer has an incredible voice and I liked the vocal performances of the children in the ensemble but the big production numbers that I usually enjoy, such as "When You're a Wimp," "Ralphie to the Rescue," "Up on Santa's Lap," and "Somewhere Hovering Over Indiana," were incredibly lackluster because the choreography in these numbers was very minimal. Even the showstoppers "A Major Award" and "You'll Shoot Your Eye Out" were surprisingly bland (I am normally a huge fan of Karen Azenburg's choreography). The stage was configured to look like a giant snow globe and this is really fun but, with the exception of the classroom at Warren G. Harding Elementary School (which featured the artwork of local students on the bulletin board), the sets were a bit bland and very unwieldy to move on and off the stage. There were also some technical difficulties (it was quite disappointing when the all-important lamp didn't light up) and the production did not use real dogs to portray the Bumpus hounds (one of my favorites scenes). Maybe I am being too hard on this show but I expected a lot more for the cost of the ticket (especially since I saw a better show for a fourth of the price).  If you are looking for some Christmas cheer, I suggest skipping this and seeing Scrooge: A Christmas Carol at the Terrace Plaza Playhouse, A Christmas Carol at either HCT or HCTO, or Elf The Musical at CenterPoint Theatre instead.

Note:  I was able to see 80 theatre productions this year (not including the other performing arts such as the symphony, opera, ballet, etc.).  My favorites have been Hadestown at Broadway at the Eccles, See How They Run at the Terrace Plaza Playhouse, A Gentlemen's Guide to Love and Murder at the Empress Theatre, Camelot at HCTO, and Clue at the Utah Shakespeare Festival.  I have renewed all of my subscriptions so I am looking forward to more great theatre in 2023!